A Freaks Oath

 Men are trifling, cheating,  lying dog complex reaches an all time high whenever I hang out with my male friends. By friendship standard these guys are good guys. They show up, and they love and support me when needed but they also give a bad representation of men & relationships.

This friend in particular is newly single and because we're going to be referencing, his trifling ways here on the blog often I feel it's only right that we give him a name  .

So Ladies & Gentleman, meet Bronx. Bronx is in his early 40’s. He’s smart, good looking and successful.  As a newly single man he’s enjoying his new found singleness by enjoying, I mean, hell you guys know what I mean. So me being the great friend that I am, I'm get tortured with all the sordid details of his sexcapades🙈🙉🙊

 

Kissing is a part of sex right?? Well I consider kissing to be part of sex I don’t know how he does it but Bronx is able to engage in sexual relations with women without kissing them. I know that people show affection in different ways but kissing without sex? Who does that?? Let Bronx tell it, he says sex without kissing is quite common. He says "It’s an understanding among freaks. We don’t trust each other so therefore we don’t kiss each other".

Anybody else took this oath or know of this understanding?  Are you having sex without kissing too?

2 Questions I Don’t Want To Be Asked By A Man

1.     Can I Kiss You?

-If you have to ask permission like we're in school the answer is No!!!!!!!! It’s most likely the wrong time and/or not desired. I would rather hear I really want to kiss you right now," as opposed to "Can I kiss you?"

2.     Did You Come Yet? 

-Wait what? If you have to ask that means you're not doing something right.  You just pumping in which case I need you to stop.  

Lets hear it ladies, any questions you don’t want a man to ask you? In love with and/ or otherwise 

Am I Wrong When I Say I don't Want to be a Baby Mama?

Do your girlfriends get offended when you say that you don’t want to be a baby mama???

I often get asked when I'm going to have children and my answer is always the same. 

A few weeks ago a friend of mine asked me when I am going to have some babies and without thinking twice I gave my usual response "When a find a good man, I don't want to be a baby mama."

Once I said it her whole demeanor changed. That's when it dawned on me. She's a baby mama. She's not the confrontational type so we didn’t get into the particulars nor did I try. Honestly, I didn’t know how to explain myself without things going left.

I didn’t mean to offend her nor did I think my comment had anything to do with her and her situation. It had everything to do with what I want and see for my life. 

Love, Marriage & Baby Carriage---everything in due time.

If for some reason things don’t work out that way or in that order then fine but I’m not going to go out of my way to interrupt this fairy tale. 

I’m 30 and single with no prospect in sight so it does seem like a fairy tale but not one that I’m willing to give up on anytime soon.

I don't think anyone knowly signs up to be a baby mama (an unwed mother) Its something that happens and  you deal with it as best you can.  Am I wrong when I say I don't want to be a Baby Mama?

Why's It Got To Be Complicated???

Apparently Facebook forgot a few of the relationship statuses. Forget Single, in a relationship, married, engaged, and its complicated.

These are the people that I’ve been running into:

Emotionally Unavailable – I’m not in a good situation, I’m still hung up on my ex. I live and breathe for the moment they post something on social media 

Meantime Relationship - You’re the guy /girl I’m with till I meet my Mr./Ms. Right

I’m somebody’s Baby daddy, Baby Mama - I have a child/children they are not the issue but my baby daddy and baby mama may have an issue with you because we’re dating. The drama doesn’t bother you does it? Lets just focus on our Love

Auditioning Life Mates - I’m not dating to date I’m dating in search of a life mate, sooner rather than later please

Virgin Territory - I’ve never been in Love, never been in a relationship I have no idea how this is going to work so bear with me

Sex Please - I just want my way with you and will then move on to the next contestant.

3 Dates - After three dates of wining and dining you and being a sheep in wolves clothing I want your panties at your knees 

Emotional Roller Coaster - I’m on an emotional roller coaster right now I don’t know if I’m coming or going but I’m willing to date. Care to join me for the ride? 

God Will Answer My Prayers - I’m hoping/praying for the next relationship to fix everything that’s wrong in my life 

Lets Hang Out - I want sex, with no strings attached

Romantically Challenged - I fall in love, quick and hard and oh yeah P.S. I don’t know how to show love

Did I miss any? I’m still single, I’m sure I will run into others. I will be sure to keep you updated. Who have you meet on the dating scene?