Why's It Got To Be Complicated???

Apparently Facebook forgot a few of the relationship statuses. Forget Single, in a relationship, married, engaged, and its complicated.

These are the people that I’ve been running into:

Emotionally Unavailable – I’m not in a good situation, I’m still hung up on my ex. I live and breathe for the moment they post something on social media 

Meantime Relationship - You’re the guy /girl I’m with till I meet my Mr./Ms. Right

I’m somebody’s Baby daddy, Baby Mama - I have a child/children they are not the issue but my baby daddy and baby mama may have an issue with you because we’re dating. The drama doesn’t bother you does it? Lets just focus on our Love

Auditioning Life Mates - I’m not dating to date I’m dating in search of a life mate, sooner rather than later please

Virgin Territory - I’ve never been in Love, never been in a relationship I have no idea how this is going to work so bear with me

Sex Please - I just want my way with you and will then move on to the next contestant.

3 Dates - After three dates of wining and dining you and being a sheep in wolves clothing I want your panties at your knees 

Emotional Roller Coaster - I’m on an emotional roller coaster right now I don’t know if I’m coming or going but I’m willing to date. Care to join me for the ride? 

God Will Answer My Prayers - I’m hoping/praying for the next relationship to fix everything that’s wrong in my life 

Lets Hang Out - I want sex, with no strings attached

Romantically Challenged - I fall in love, quick and hard and oh yeah P.S. I don’t know how to show love

Did I miss any? I’m still single, I’m sure I will run into others. I will be sure to keep you updated. Who have you meet on the dating scene?